My bus adventures from this morning for those who aren’t on twitter…
A woman on this bus who looks kinda like Jerri Blank is arguing with a guy who’s like a tall bleached blond 60 yr old Michael Stipe.
Woman: “I can’t make her do anything she doesn’t want to do, Gary!” Gary is taking cellophane off a pack of Marlboro Reds with his teeth.
“My hands are tied, Gary!” She bangs her wrists together. “You’re enabling her,” Gary says swishily. “I mean, is she working?”
Jerri Blank is pissed now. “Listen! That day she was in the wreck and called me to get her? That was bullshit!” “Whatever,” drawls Gary.
“I’m through being manipulated, Gary.” “I heard you the first time,” Gary says. Everyone on this bus is pretending this isn’t happening.